Should old acquaintance be forgot and something something something...

Well shiver me timbers it's a new year already and what treasures lie within just one week into this new adventure on the high seas? Well, for one, I appear to have become a pirate so that's something to keep an eye on. Fingers crossed it's more loveable Jack Sparrow than I AM YOUR CAPTAIN NOW but I guess we'll see as the year sails on....

I Gave You My Heart...

I Gave You My Heart...

Well the snow is on the ground (location dependent) and the jesus is about to pop out of Mary's magic hooha (religion dependent) so for the love of [insert fave deity] put your feet up and enjoy your well earned rest. While consuming diabetes-inducing levels of confectionary and The Things I Have Made To Entertain You That Do Technically Count As Gifts Because Although Artistically Satisfying Do Not Pay Well So I Can't Afford To Get You Anything Else.