Grab your popcorn, your box of fruit gums (or milk duds if you're overseas) and grab the best seat in the house. By the time you've done this you will have missed my 6-minute film, but thanks to the beauty of the internet you can just start it again.
Well shiver me timbers it's a new year already and what treasures lie within just one week into this new adventure on the high seas? Well, for one, I appear to have become a pirate so that's something to keep an eye on. Fingers crossed it's more loveable Jack Sparrow than I AM YOUR CAPTAIN NOW but I guess we'll see as the year sails on....
Well the snow is on the ground (location dependent) and the jesus is about to pop out of Mary's magic hooha (religion dependent) so for the love of [insert fave deity] put your feet up and enjoy your well earned rest. While consuming diabetes-inducing levels of confectionary and The Things I Have Made To Entertain You That Do Technically Count As Gifts Because Although Artistically Satisfying Do Not Pay Well So I Can't Afford To Get You Anything Else.
Anyone who knew me at university could tell by the posters of Reservoir Dogs and John Woo's The Killer on my wall that I was a) into movies and b) really super cool. Probably intimidatingly so. I assume that's why no girls ever came back to my room. But that didn't bother me, I was in there happily reading Cahiers du cinéma*.