Podcasts! I love them. A staple of commutes / blog posts/ first date discovery chats. It is now The Law for every working comedian to have one...

Fingers crossed I don't accidentally start a chain of events that leads to a world war, but last week I shot a bunch of fun stuff with comedian, chum and part-time Actual Turkish Prince Naz Osmanoglu.

It's a pun because I've made a short film about a rapper.

Now that the dust has settled on the global internet-smashing sensation that was 'Simon & Simon's Guides...', I can answer the most pertinent questions that went into making the swansong episode.

The 6-part series of INDISPENSABLE* guides that myself and Sy Thomas produced for childhood-defining-comic-gone-online The Beano reaches its thrilling denoument this week, with "Simon & Simon's Guide To... Brothers & Sisters". 

A new video that doesn't feature my face? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO?

The best thing about making a new website? Simple, intuitive, photo-led design? FORGET THAT SHIT. There's a megaflippin MERCH button. Yes, since my new web hosts allow you to sell stuff, I thought this is the perfect time to live my dream of selling MERCH.

If I've learnt anything over the last few years, it's that I do my best work when left alone on a beach. Much like a dog or one of those guys (it's always a guy) with a metal detector...

Yes, it finally happened. I finally went and got a new website. And about time too, what with absolutely noone under the age of fifty looking at personal websites any more. Cool, see you on the socials yeah? DON'T WORRY THEY ARE ALL LINKED HERE.