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I am not Simon Fielder, I am Simon Feilder. Simon Fielder is a different guy who does different stuff. Simon Feilder does comedy and voices and writing and acting and stuff. Simon Fielder is a name shared by a few other people who do not do these things. But Simon Feilder is often misspelt as Simon Fielder. I think there was a clerical error in the olden days, but it gives Simon Feilder the opportunity to be indignant more often, so it works for him (Simon Feilder). (Not Simon Fielder) If you have typed in Jealous Otter Fisting or Zebra Cum Fiasco or Wizards Tits Attack to get here you win all the prizes.