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If I Build It, You Will Come.
Most websites start with words like "hello and welcome to my website" and then a picture of a dog or something. This one is no different. Except I didn't have a picture of a dog.
the news area
things which are happening. or not. (click to expand)
November......................
Rememeber, remember the fourth of November. A busy week for "history". It'll make a nice good week/bad week box-out in future school textbooks.
In other news equally destined to line the annalls of history, a nice little part I shot for Hat Trick Productions' online drame series Neon Candy is now online. I'm in episode 6, purveying my usual blend of understated, subtle thespianism.
Rather kindly they've also plastered my silly little face all over the accompanying e-zine. Click my face and I say something (funny). It's what technology was invented for...
September/October.........
August............................
Summer is here and everyone has buggered off to the Edinburgh Festival to spend their days endlessly flyering, then performing to 7 American tourists in the middle of the afternoon in an airless cellar sweatbox. Sweet.
I'll be there for a few days too, doing all of the above . Come and say hi. In American.
I was worried I would get through this month without a costume, but sure enough here it is. I prefer to leave it unexplained...
July.................................
Blimey, it's Julimey (sorry) and I just got back from an amazing week of adventure/physical challenge at The Glastonbury Festival. Apparently it's bigger than Bath. Extraordinary.
In other festival news, I will be performing at the AMEF Festival in Northamptonshire in August. So that will be fun.
Also, blink and you'll miss me confiming those suspicions you always had in this little short...
Is it possible to go a month without a picture of me and Sy Thomas looking like massive bell-ends...?
Nope.
Thanks to my chum Ant Hill (his real name), I have got a couple of new pictures up. They are even available in a hi-res option, should you have the misfortune of needing to use
my face for publicity...
June................................
I got some business cards the other day. Because that makes me a professional idiot. Like in American Psycho. But with less chainsaws. (Do you model yourself on a fictional narcissitic murderer from the eighties? Sweet!)
If you see me, ask me for one. It'll make me feel less like I've wasted money and time when I should be focusing on being funnier...

In ridiculous-costume-of-the-month news, we have a winner. Straight to the number one spot, here we have myself and fellow idiot Sy Thomas as "The Wright Brothers". Apparently.
May.................................
Well, it's only a couple of days in and exciting things are happening. I finally found the bit of javascript to make these news bits expand and collapse. Wait, don't go...
In other news, some more gigs are booked, including an appearance at Newbury Comedy Festival as part of their "I'm Still Standing" event. Woo.
And last week I was a cowboy. YES. Explanation? No.
Jackie Chan in a Woolworths ad? That makes cry inside. The Forbidden Kingdom had better be really good...
<GEEK NEWS> No More Heroes on Wii is double ace. Get it (the NTSC version with blood, that is). Who wants to play Mario Kart Wii online with me? I rememeber something it once said on my school report - "easily distracted". Thank God that's been dealt with...
April.................................
I have joined the myspace generation. Aren't they all about 50 by now? Anyway, in accordance with the laws of Whorish Self-Promotion, you can now be my friend. Even if I've never met you. (That's my flimsy facebook law). Add me.
I'm cutting edge. I'll be on Twitter in 7 years time, don't worry.
March...............................
This site is slowly coming together, with more crap being added on what must almost be a bi-weekly basis. Imagine!
Pictures are coming, God help you. And videos, when they get made. And music, when i can find that effing CD. Other than that, gig dates are constantly (read: bi-weekly) being added. Check them out, then come and see me serving up a unique brand of whimsy to tickle your gizzards.
February...........................
what else ?
Drop me a line, send me a haiku, donate your firstborn. That's what the contact button is for. Or if i met you once and you didn't really even like me that much anyway, let's be myspace friends.
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I am not Simon Fielder, I am Simon Feilder. Simon Fielder is a different guy who does different stuff. Simon Feilder does comedy and voices and writing and acting and stuff. Simon Fielder is a name shared by a few other people who do not do these things. But Simon Feilder is often misspelt as Simon Fielder. I think there was a clerical error in the olden days, but it gives Simon Feilder the opportunity to be indignant more often, so it works for him (Simon Feilder). (Not Simon Fielder)