professional photo shoot teaches me is that I'm great at posing for serious pictures. Time and again. As soon as you can plug Spotlight into Instagram I'll be all set. Until then, this is the kind of thing I'm capable of. Drink it in.
Looking at these wonderful images it's probably surprising to hear that I have not yet taken a wife. With this in mind, I recently wrote an article for Cosmopolitan magazine (yes, that one) about internet dating. You might be able to read it in the photo, then you're eligible to apply for the afore-mentioned wife position. It's not well paid tbh, more about the art.
As an extension of my new found 'published author and dating expert' status that I have bestowed upon myself, I decided to do Some Proper Journalism. By which I mean Pricking About With My Camera. Again. I heard about a very selective dating site and set out to expose them, but along the way learnt some very valuable lessons about life and myself like a shit movie. Here, have a butchers:
Kilburn To Kensal Radio with my brand-new guitar noise explosion entitled LASERFIST. It's on Tuesday 26th November at 7pm but will be available as a podcast after should you fancy indulging in some neck-ache and throat-soreness inducing screaming/headbanging.
Meantimes I'll see you on Vine, Instagram, Twitter, Tinder etc...
Monday, 25 November 2013
Monday, 14 October 2013
And then the rains came.
So I guess summer is officially over. We made it through. And there were even times when our vitamin D deficiency levels surpassed 'dangerous'. It was good eggs, mother nature.
Camden Fringe was a lot of fun. It rained on me while I was flyering and the venue was a sweatbox so it was the perfect mini-Edinburgh. People turned up and laughed so that's a good start. The perpetual work-in-progress that is (my life and) All The Things I'm Not will be appearing next at the Brighton Fringe on Friday 18th October - 7.30pm at Upstairs @ Three & Ten
Myself and similarly-named idiot Sy Thomas had a lot of fun co-compering the comedy 'stage' (more of a magical woodland amphitheatre) at End Of The Road Festival where we drank in the last rays of sun with a wonderful line-up of comics and thankfully managed to avoid any errant droplets of rain. I even camped. For one night.
Instagram (inc this picture which might be the zenith of my photography career)). I bet even beaches have wifi now but I'm scared to Google it.
My tiny travels took me to Florida for fun & sun and Boston for drinking & baseball. HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES? (it was great)
So as the nights draw close and the SAD envelops my every being let's meet in a darkened room somewhere and share a guffaw. At my gigs. Cheers campers.
Monday, 12 August 2013
THIS. IS. HAPPENING. Solo show. Two nights only. (For now).
It's part of the Camden Fringe on Saturday 24th & Sunday 25th August at 6pm at the Etcetera Theatre. Tickets are £7 (£5 concs)
I would LOVE for you to attend. There will be jokes, powerpoint, music, jingles, videos, IDIOCY. Bring a friend. And have them bring a friend. It's only a small room so it would be great to fill it.
Buy tickets online here (preferable) or call and reserve: 020 7482 4857
And if that's not enough to persuade you (which really, it probably isn't given that it's mostly dry facts), here's a very subtle, mature trailer to impress upon you the type of thing you might be in store for...
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