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I am not Simon Fielder, I am Simon Feilder. Simon Fielder is a different guy who does different stuff. Simon Feilder does comedy and voices and writing and acting and stuff. Simon Fielder is a name shared by a few other people who do not do these things. But Simon Feilder is often misspelt as Simon Fielder. I think there was a clerical error in the olden days, but it gives Simon Feilder the opportunity to be indignant more often, so it works for him (Simon Feilder). (Not Simon Fielder)