Now that the dust has settled on the global internet-smashing sensation that was 'Simon & Simon's Guides...', I can answer the most pertinent questions that went into making the swansong episode.
"How did you cut a laptop in half?"
"How hurt did you get in that American Football outfit?"
and "THERE WAS A C3P0 UNDERWATER DELETED SCENE FROM A PREVIOUS EPISODE THAT YOU DIDN'T VLOG ABOUT?!?!?!"
All of these questions shall be answered in the latest episode of DIE TRYING. Except the last one actually. It's true, there was. There were a lot of deleted scenes in the series. Maybe you'll be blessed with a DVD release. That seems on-brand and relevant in 2017.
In the meantime please enjoy a troubling teddy bear destruction montage.