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November...............................
Oh dear, it's winter. If you see me outside before April, check I am not lost. I shall be hibernating until then. Can someone change my hay once a week?
While you're huddled under a duvet at 4pm, why not swing by the CBBC Website between 9-11th November, where you can see myself and Sy Thomas in a 3-part trailer for new kids' show Bamzooki...
Some reel treats in store this month. They're reely great. For reelsies. Sorry, it's late and i'm almost catatonic... But I have finished off my new showreel and stand-up reel, and you can watch them below. ZOMG!
October........................
For those foolhardly enough to have missed our Edinburgh show, here's a special Life Of Si treat. Until now, this video was an Edinburgh exclusive! Brace yourself for "Viral"...
In other exciting news, Life Of Si was recently involved in a wee project that should be popping up on your (kids') screens sometime soon. More news asap...
Lots more stand-up gigs coming up 'twixt now and the festive season. Swing by for a Si Five...
September....................
Life of Si Edinburgh is DONE!
If you came to see us, we love you. Please wear your badges with pride.
You can still join us on Facebook and MySpace though - we'd love to see you. We'll still be doing videos and hopefully some other cool stuff soon... Stay tuned!
Regular gig service resumes this month. w00t!
Oh, and if you're in the market for an HP video wall, this should help convince you....!?
August..........................
Life of Si is ON!
If you're in Edinburgh at all during August, it is your duty to come and see us. Please and thank you.
If you came to one of our previews then your hug is in the post.
Once again, for everyone apart from 256-and-counting people who have already seen it, here is the teaser trailer for our show. It's just like a real trailer - all the best bits ruined and some stuff that's not even in the finished product. And nudity. Booya!
If that doesn't make you a bit sick in your mouth, then this definitely will. Once again, we are Word Of The Day, courtesy of the lovely folks at Wordia. I promise you, we keep our clothes on during the Edinburgh show.
July...............................
Ooooh it's nearly Go Time. Look at our shiny new poster, courtesy of
MorseStudio. We are excited.
Life of Si is going great guns. We have previews in London in Camden, Soho, Shoreditch, Tooting, Kennington & Wimbledon. Plus a little trip to Brighton and a "homecoming" in Southsea...!
If you're not going to be at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival (WHY NOT?!) then plese come and see one of our previews. We will hug you.
And now, to whet your appetite (or put you off completely - you decide!) here is the teaser trailer for our show. It's just like a real trailer - all the best bits ruined and some stuff that's not even in the finished product. And nudity. Booya!
I have also finally boarded the bandwagon that is Twitter. Follow me and make my life worthwhile. I beg you...
June..............................
Blink and you miss it.
I did, web-update wise.
Sorry about that.
June was feature-packed and involved trips to The Glastonbury Festival which was extraordinary; Biarritz which was delightful and Windsor which was not that regal.
I was also a cartoon wizard. Fact.
Life Of Si Edinburgh preparations continue and next month the curtain pulls back to reveal our wizard. As it were...
May...............................
Life Of Si is all kinds of GO. Photos got taken. Some were more homoerotic than
Top Gun. Others not so much. You might see those ones. Soon.
Website is gangbusters. Please "follow" us if you're down with tumblr. Facebook group is on fire. Join that too, natch. Hugs.
And to "launch" all this stuff, here's the latest installment of your 167th favourite web series. As soon as I film that beatboxing LOLcat I reckon we'll make it up to 150th...
April...............................
March............................
It's the last one (for now), I promise - Life Of Si explaining "Exercise" for Wordia. It might ring slightly familiar if you watched "Workout" but that is because we are so environmentally conscious we recycle. And viewings wise, it wasn't quite up with this one...
And get excited iPhone/touch owners, for the iBanter page is up, terryfying mug shot, cheap poo joke and all. You can't download my mouth yet. But soon...
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The lexicon-based takeover continues, as I am Word Of The Day over at Wordia on March 5th, describing "Geriatric". Ace-icles.
And in more YouTube-related shenanigans, you can have a little sneak preview of the "cutting-edge technology"-based shenanigans I mentioned last month at the Cobra iBanter Application YouTube Channel. My mouth; your face. Soon. Sorry...
February........................
"Life Of Si" gathers momentum and begins to spread like a bad disease - here invading online dictionary site
Wordia.com as
Word Of The Day 23/2/09 - describing "Lechery"...
It's here! The first episode of a web series destined to be a worldwide phenomenon/ongoing series/Edinburgh show/complete waste of everyone's time: "Life Of Si"...
There is some other exciting news involving my face, some jokes and a tasty bit of cutting edge technology, but sadly I can't reveal it yet.... Oooh I feel like Chris Tarrant. Stay tuned...
Also, tell your toddler (and student) friends to get excited, for this month we've started dubbing on the 2nd series of Yo Gabba Gabba, wherein I do the voices for a yellow robot and a green monster. Woo!
December/January 2009..........
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August............................
Summer is here and everyone has buggered off to the Edinburgh Festival to spend their days endlessly flyering, then performing to 7 American tourists in the middle of the afternoon in an airless cellar sweatbox. Sweet.
I'll be there for a few days too, doing all of the above . Come and say hi. In American.
I was worried I would get through this month without a costume, but sure enough here it is. I prefer to leave it unexplained...
July.................................
Blimey, it's Julimey (sorry) and I just got back from an amazing week of adventure/physical challenge at The Glastonbury Festival. Apparently it's bigger than Bath. Extraordinary.
In other festival news, I will be performing at the AMEF Festival in Northamptonshire in August. So that will be fun.
Also, blink and you'll miss me confiming those suspicions you always had in this little short...
Is it possible to go a month without a picture of me and Sy Thomas looking like massive bell-ends...?
Nope.
Thanks to my chum Ant Hill (his real name), I have got a couple of new pictures up. They are even available in a hi-res option, should you have the misfortune of needing to use
my face for publicity...
June................................
I got some business cards the other day. Because that makes me a professional idiot. Like in American Psycho. But with less chainsaws. (Do you model yourself on a fictional narcissitic murderer from the eighties? Sweet!)
If you see me, ask me for one. It'll make me feel less like I've wasted money and time when I should be focusing on being funnier...
In ridiculous-costume-of-the-month news, we have a winner. Straight to the number one spot, here we have myself and fellow idiot Sy Thomas as "The Wright Brothers". Apparently.
May.................................
Well, it's only a couple of days in and exciting things are happening. I finally found the bit of javascript to make these news bits expand and collapse. Wait, don't go...
In other news, some more gigs are booked, including an appearance at Newbury Comedy Festival as part of their "I'm Still Standing" event. Woo.
And last week I was a cowboy. YES. Explanation? No.
Jackie Chan in a Woolworths ad? That makes cry inside. The Forbidden Kingdom had better be really good...
<GEEK NEWS> No More Heroes on Wii is double ace. Get it (the NTSC version with blood, that is). Who wants to play Mario Kart Wii online with me? I rememeber something it once said on my school report - "easily distracted". Thank God that's been dealt with...
April.................................
I have joined the myspace generation. Aren't they all about 50 by now? Anyway, in accordance with the laws of Whorish Self-Promotion, you can now be my friend. Even if I've never met you. (That's my flimsy facebook law). Add me.
I'm cutting edge. I'll be on Twitter in 7 years time, don't worry.
March...............................
This site is slowly coming together, with more crap being added on what must almost be a bi-weekly basis. Imagine!
Pictures are coming, God help you. And videos, when they get made. And music, when i can find that effing CD. Other than that, gig dates are constantly (read: bi-weekly) being added. Check them out, then come and see me serving up a unique brand of whimsy to tickle your gizzards.
February...........................
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